windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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