Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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