i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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