Soap is not a condiment
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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