Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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