my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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