Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I pour the whiskey from now on
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Randomize