I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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