sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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