i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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