No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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