I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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