Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Is it penis luge time yet?
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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