I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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