i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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