I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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