chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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