Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Panties = found
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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