I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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