WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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