This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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