I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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