you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
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Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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