Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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