The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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