Jerry, you need to find god
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
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I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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