Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
We don't watch enough power rangers
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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