They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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