like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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