the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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