i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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