It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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