Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.