yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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