Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great