clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome