my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.