how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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