Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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