At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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