Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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