But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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