K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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