So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
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Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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