awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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