I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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