So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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