I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
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Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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