is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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