i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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