You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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