YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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