I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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