Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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