More tranny stories later!
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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