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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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