I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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