dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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