Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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