i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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