Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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