i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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