even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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